Everybody likes The Late Show with Stephen Colbert’s (#LSSC) special segment "MEANWHILE" because it highlights funny news that you can use.

You know, news like ol’ folks fighting over a game of bingo, super gonorrhea, and Jason Momoa Girl Scout cookies.

Now, I know how some of y’all are about ol’ folks on ol’ folks’ violence. So, I’ll just come on out and tell y’all that all of the carrying on at the Bingo game wasn’t about one of the elderlies giving another elderly super gonorrhea after eating Jason Momoa Girl Scout cookies that were laced with Viagra.

The bingo brawl was over bingo stuff. The super gonorrhea is about gonorrhea fighting back against humans fighting it, and the Jason Momoa Girl Scout cookies is about marketing.

Go on and take a gander down below at the special segment "MEANWHILE" on the YouTube video!

Toodle-oo!